Top Ten Reasons For Getting To Know Ned Barnett
Via this Website – Instead of In Person

10. No risk of accidental salsa stains on your jeans

9. The information you need is all right there – you check out only what you want to read

8. You can imagine Sir Peter Ustenov doing my voice-overs

7. You won’t have to guess whether or not you like my writing style

6. You get to select the background music

5. Just like my consulting service, I’m always right here when you need me

4. Thanks to my chronic insomnia, I’m always right here when you need me – whenever you need me

3. You’ll see that being a Fellow doesn’t necessarily mean “Jolly Good”

2. Career-path theme song – “Freedom’s Just Another Word for Ned Can’t Hold a Job

1. “Award-winning” isn’t just hype – not with a Silver Anvil, two ADDYs and four (consecutive, no less) MacEacherns … plus perhaps the only “Golden Yoyo” ever awarded